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Playlist of Bloodhound Gang

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    Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

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    Bloodhound Gang - One Fierce Beer Coaster
    Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies
    Bloodhound Gang - Hefty Fine

    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing The Bad Touch. (C) 1999 Interscope Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. (C) 2005 Republic / Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Official Video

    4:24

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss. (C) 2005 Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Mope

    4:33

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Mope. (C) 2000 Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing The Ballad Of Chasey Lain. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 4,042,367. (C) 2000 Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Fire Water Burn. (C) 2002 Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Along Comes Mary. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 1,754,862. (C) 1999 Geffen Records

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    Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

    3:27

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny. (C) 1997 Geffen Records

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    The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

    3:40

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    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope. (C) 1999 Geffen Records Inc.

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    Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die

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    The Bloodhound Gang I Hope You Die. This is the music video I made for my media studies A-level. It is a parody classic of sci-fi B-movies, in particular teenagers from outer space, supplying the original footage.

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    Bloodhound Gang - Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me?

    3:20

    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?. (C) 1997 Geffen Records

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    The BloodHound Gang - The Bad Touch Lyrics

    4:21

    The Bad Touch

    I just want to do something else only than System of a Down

    slorr55

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    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

    5:38

    Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group

    A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying · Bloodhound Gang

    Hooray For Boobies

    ℗ 1999 Geffen Records

    Released on: 2000-01-01

    Producer: Jimmy Frank
    Composer Lyricist: Jimmy Franks

    Auto-generated by YouTube.

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    Bloodhound Gang - Altogether Ooky

    4:09

    Filmed in Berlin, Germany.

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    Bloodhound Gang - Fire water burn

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    I uploaded this because I couldn't find an explicit version of this song on Youtube. Pissed me the fuck off. I used Spotify for the music and Bandicam for the recording. not happy? Go fuck yourself.

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    Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

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    BloodHound Gang- I Hope You Die Lyrics

    3:43

    BloodHound Gang- I Hope You Die

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    The Bloodhound Gang - Vagina Song.

    3:58

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    Bloodhound Gang Screwing You On The Beach At Night

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    Bloodhound gang- The roof is on fire

    4:57

    Dedicated to the people that annoy and irritate others! ( No hard feelings :P)

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    Bloodhound Gang - Boom Boom HD live 27 7 2013 Melkweg Amsterdam

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    Bloodhound Gang - Boom Boom (Vengaboys Cover) at Melkweg Amsterdam 2013
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    Bloodhound Gang Live @ MTV Campus Invasion 06

    1:9:20

    Setlist:

    2:05 Balls Out
    6:42 Along Comes Mary
    11:44 I Wish I Was Queer
    16:14 Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
    20:57 Fire Water Burn
    29:34 Ralph Wiggum
    32:18 The Ballad of Chasey Lain
    39:44 German National Anthem
    42:32 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    45:22 Three Point One Four
    49:23 Depeche Mode Cover
    53:09 O-Zone Cover
    57:47 No Hard Feelings
    1:04:28 The Bad Touch

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    Bloodhound Gang - Youre Pretty When Im Drunk

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    Seventh track of the Use Your Fingers (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 18 July 1995. (C) 1995 Cheese Factory Records.
    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop and Daddy Long Legs.

    One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
    To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
    Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
    Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
    And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
    And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young

    Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
    Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
    M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
    Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
    'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale

    After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
    Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
    A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
    With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
    I'm Hungry Like The Wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

    Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
    Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery
    You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
    But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
    Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a pygmie

    Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone
    And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
    Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
    It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
    I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
    It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken

    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

    Regrets I've had a few
    First and foremost I'd like to mention you
    For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
    Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy

    You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
    You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
    You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy

    I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
    It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
    So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

    I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
    Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
    I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
    But how was i supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants

    At that junction I came to realize
    That only Frank Perdue likes thighs that size
    Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
    That you were not a girl. you were an experiment

    'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (You're pretty when I'm drunk)
    You're pretty when I'm drunk
    (and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

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    Bloodhound Gang - Pretty When Im Drunk

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    Bloodhound Gang - Pretty When I'm Drunk

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    bloodhound gang vagina with lyrics

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    Bloodhound gang-Vagina Lyrics:My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be most likely a Dyke
    She just didn't excite me,
    left me yeah, but that was alright
    She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
    My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
    I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
    Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she's a flunky
    So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
    Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word,
    So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
    I'm white which goes with anything, but I can come in any color
    And I'm looking for the kinda girl that reminds of my mother.
    But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushie
    And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?
    I like em easy and hot and sweet, like a rice krispie treat,
    Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
    me.

    I need to find a
    new vagina
    Any kind of
    New vagina
    It's hard to rhyme a
    Word like vagina
    Calvin klein kind of
    North Carolina!

    Women are like dog doo, hear my through don't interrupt.
    it's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
    I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
    Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
    No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
    Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
    I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
    Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
    Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
    If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
    Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
    No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
    Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
    She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
    Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
    You know what I really want in a girl? Me

    I need to find a
    New vagina
    Any kind of
    New Vagina
    Kevin Kline Kind of
    South Carolina

    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina
    Vagina

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    Bloodhound Gang & Ellie Goulding - I Need Your Touch

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    Video Edit By Km Music

    Videos

    Ellie Goulding - I Need Your Love (Live at iTunes Festival 2013)
    Ellie Goulding I Need Your Love live at Eden Sessions 2014
    Calvin Harris - I Need Your Love (Official Video) ft. Ellie Goulding
    Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
    Ellie Goulding on Instagram

    Music
    DJ Alijas Mashup
    Bloodhound Gang & Ellie Goulding - I Need Your Touch (Mashup)
    Aaron Wheeler - Stay Strong

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    Bloodhound gang - Ralph Wiggum

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    The Simpsons own Ralph Wiggum, Bloodhound Gang music video

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    Bloodhound Gang - Rock Am Ring 31.12.2017

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    Bloodhound Gang - Dimes

    4:28

    Bloodhound Gang - Dimes

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    Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four

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    I Do Not Own The Right's To This Song.

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    Bloodhound Gang - American Bitches

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    Bloodhound Gang - American Bitches

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    Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High

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    Second track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

    Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves?
    Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
    Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
    Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?

    Are you hooked on a feelin'? Are you hooked on gin n' tonics?
    Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you hooked on phonics?
    Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
    Did you like the movie 'Malcolm X'?

    Or do you own a record by Stryper?
    Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
    Were you born an' raised in New Jersey?
    Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?

    Are you deaf? Well if you are, you can't hear me
    But what's the use of livin' if your ears be
    Broken, even if I spoke clearly
    You're still not able to hear me

    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
    No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

    Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
    So save the planet an' kill yourself
    If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

    Does your girlfriend look like the chick from 'M.A.S.H.'?
    Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
    When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask
    Ain't no Halloween party, why's she wearin' that mask?

    Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
    Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
    Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
    Does she look pregnant although she's not?

    Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
    Or at a Star Trek convention or on top
    Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's
    Workin' third shift, late New Years' Eve

    Does he live under a bridge scare kids an' kill squirrels?
    Does he do keg stands until he hurls?
    Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille?
    Does he have time to sit around an' wait for the mail?

    Life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
    No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

    Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
    So save the planet an' kill yourself
    If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

    So take your life instead of takin' it for granted
    I'm thinkin' you should can it, I think I'll help you plan it
    Live today like it's gonna be your last
    Hang out, blow your mind, have yourself a gas

    I hope you take this the wrong way
    And misinterpret what I say
    Rewind an' let me reverse it
    Backwards like Judas Priest first did

    (Reversed) Devil child wake up and eat chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
    (Reversed) Devil child wake up and eat chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
    (Reversed) Devil child wake up and eat chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
    (Reversed) Devil child wake up and eat chef Boyardee Beefaroni.

    'Cause life is a game that no one wins
    But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
    So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
    No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

    Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
    So save the planet an' kill yourself
    If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
    Lift your head up and blow your brains out

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out x4

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out *Gunshot* x11

    Lift your head up high and blow your brains out x9

    (Whispered) Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

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    Bloodhound Gang Song Pack - Rocksmith 2014 Edition Remastered DLC

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    Learn to play 3 comedic alternative rock hits by Bloodhound Gang! “The Bad Touch,” “The Ballad Of Chasey Lain,” and “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” will be available today on Xbox Live, PlayStation Network, and Steam. These exercises may be posted later for players in territories served by the European PlayStation Store due to differences in publishing times. See the tunings and arrangements below.

    “The Bad Touch” – E Standard – Lead/Rhythm/Bass
    “The Ballad Of Chasey Lain” – E Standard – Lead/Alt Lead/Rhythm/Bass
    “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” – E Standard – Lead/Rhythm/Alt Rhythm/Bass

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    bloodhound gang - yummy down on this

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    On request I upload this song, it's not one of my favo tbh :)
    Enjoy!

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    Bloodhound Gang Feat. Vanilla Ice - Boom

    4:06

    Tenth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop and Vanilla Ice.

    Yo, Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track.

    Stop as we drop this bomb
    Blow up this place like another Vietnam
    Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome
    Back up son, give me room, give me room
    To set it off like this don't give it up
    I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough
    Real hard to the bone you want more
    I sneak up on you like a sniper at your back door

    Phat flavor for your brain you know the time
    So check the wrath, it's for real, I'm gonna get mine
    Roll up on you like Eastwood
    Blowing up fifteens as I'm riding through your neighborhood
    I spreads butter like Parkay
    Real smooth with flow and even when I parlay
    Do what you feel and check the skill
    I'm in your grill peep this I got the raw deal

    In your Jeep Grand Cherokee or Land Cruiser
    When you're rolling through the hood you want to use A
    Track like this all up in your eardrum
    So check the E.Q. and let them speakers hum
    And gets crazy like Prozac
    Hype enough to start a party and ill as a heart attack
    Round one, round two knockout
    Straight to your head, my round never lights out

    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A

    Jimmy Jimmy y'all, Jimmy damn, Jimmy yea
    Gimme the mic Rob so I can take it away
    Got more lines than the welfare office
    Are you upset you'll never get to be as clever as this?

    Spreadin' quicker than your mom have a feel but don't cop it
    Yea I stole your beat but that's 'cause you dropped it
    Crude as oil unrefined but slick
    I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
    'Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
    That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
    You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to
    You're sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist barbecue

    Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking
    I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin'
    Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it
    I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
    Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
    Like a Kenny Loggings' record no one's ever gonna to hear you
    Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya
    'Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea

    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A

    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee
    Tah rah, tah rah, tah rah, boom dee A

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    Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings

    5:13

    BHG - NHF! enjoy

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    Bloodhound Gang - Pennsylvania

    3:01

    The Theme Song of the state I happen to live in. Just thrown together because I couldn't find a full version on Youtube.

    Lyrics:

    We are cop rock we are screech
    We are z. cavaricci
    We are laser removed
    Tasmanian devil tattoos

    We are third string we are puck
    We are special people's club
    We are the half shirts with
    Irreverent spring break top ten lists

    We are munsoned we are squat
    We are flashing twelve o'clock
    We are spread out butt cheeks
    Pulled apart so just the air leaks

    We are ishtar we are tab
    We are no right turn on red
    We are the moustaches
    The beatles grew when they dropped acid

    You are the heart dotting i
    In the word apologize
    Scribbled drunk on a postcard
    Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
    I am the heart with no name
    Airbrushed on the license plate
    Of a subaru that was
    Registered in pennsylvania
    We are zima we are barf
    We are cinderblock yard art
    We are baldwin brothers
    Not the good one but the others

    We are amway we are shemp
    We are sir david of brent
    We are the queef after
    A porn star breaks the gang bang record

    You are the heart dotting i
    In the word apologize
    Scribbled drunk on a postcard
    Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
    I am the heart with no name
    Airbrushed on the license plate
    Of a subaru that was
    Registered in pennsylvania

    Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
    Do you even know what a wawa is?
    Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
    Do you even know what a wawa is?

    I'm in a state of p fuckin' a

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    Bloodhound gang Mope lyrics

    4:49

    Rate and comment! Thanks!

    ***DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG THIS VIDEO WAS FAN MADE ***ALL RIGHTS GO TO BLOODHOUNG GANG***

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    Bloodhound Gang - Mama Say

    3:03

    Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Mama Say. (C) 1995 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

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    Bloodhound Gang - Taubertal Festival 2004

    15:47

    Setlist:
    01. Along Comes Mary
    02. The Ballad of Chasey Lain
    03. The Bad Touch
    04. Fire Water Burn



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    Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says Thats For Pussies

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    First track of the Hard-Off (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 18th December, 2015. (C) 2015 Jimmy Franks Recording Company.
    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop.

    Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash
    A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
    Toilet Paper is for queers
    Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says that's for pussies

    Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz
    Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is
    This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
    Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says that's for pussies

    Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty
    Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze
    Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G
    Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies

    John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says that's for pussies
    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says that's for pussies

    You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
    My Dad says, my Dad says
    My Dad says that's for pussies

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    Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

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    you can thank Stupityx3 for showing me this song.

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.
    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
    since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
    I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
    through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
    milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
    name was Russell.


    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


    Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave,
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer.
    Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
    and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
    as I do my little kooky dance.
    And then she told me to shush.
    I guess she could sense my desperation.
    Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.


    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


    So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I says, Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
    Got the nailer back at her trailer.
    Heh. That rhymes.
    I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
    when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.


    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


    Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
    gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
    The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
    There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb,
    when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
    Well, my heart just dropped.
    So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
    and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
    in an eighteen-wheeler.
    I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
    Did I say that out loud?


    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

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    Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    2:54

    First track of the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Belgian Version) (Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 12th September, 2005. (C) 2005 Geffen Records, Inc.
    Lyrics by Jimmy Pop and Jared Hasselhoff.

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch (Ooh la la)
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove (Ooh la la)
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

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    Bloodhound Gang - - Fire Water Burn

    5:25


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    Bloodhound Gang Live 1997 | Full Concert | Paradiso Amsterdam, the Netherlands

    54:08

    Bloodhound Gang Live 1997 | Full Concert | Paradiso Amsterdam, the Netherlands

    Recorded from TV on VHS in 1999. Pretty poor quality at some times, but still a great watch.

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    Blood Hound Gang Lap Dance Is So Much Better

    5:45

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    Bloodhound Gang - Dimes

    4:28

    Bloodhound Gang - Dimes

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    Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

    5:08

    Filmed in Agua Dulce, California, United States Of America.

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    Bloodhound Gang - Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

    3:52

    Bloodhound Gang - Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss live @ Top of the Pops

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    Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me

    3:41

    Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me (featuring Joey Fatone)

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