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Playlist of Bare Naked Ladies

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  • Barenaked Ladies - One Week

    2:55

    Official Music Video for Barenaked Ladies - One Week from the album Stunt (1998)

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  • Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me

    3:49

    © 2006 WMG
    Pinch Me (Video Version)

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  • Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1,000,000

    6:00

    BNL are back with the 14th edition of #SelfieCamJam on ‘If I Had $1,000,000.’ This week, BNL are supporting UNICEF who are fighting the novel coronavirus with supplies, support and lifesaving information. Learn more or donate at #IsolateNotIsolated ???? Edward Pond

  • Barenaked Ladies - Call And Answer

    4:04

    Barenaked Ladies - Call And Answer (Video Version)

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  • Bare Naked Ladies - One week lyrics

    2:49

    Song ; One Week

    By : Bare Naked Ladies

    made by ; lyricssfromthebest

    (i litssen to random music xD and thiis is one of them )

  • Barenaked Ladies - Big Bang Theory Theme

    3:25

    ‘Big Bang Theory Theme’ is 15th in the #SelfieCamJam series. This week, BNL are supporting Direct Relief who are working to get protective gear and critical care medications to as many health workers as possible, with emergency deliveries leaving daily for medical facilities across the US. Please consider donating at #IsolateNotIsolated ???? Edward Pond

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  • Barenaked Ladies Perform Boomerang at Billboard Studio

    2:33

    Barenaked Ladies Perform Boomerang, singing live at Billboard's New York studio in June 2013.

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  • Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me Official Music Video

    3:49

    Pinch Me by Barenaked Ladies from Maroon, available now.

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    Pinch Me Lyrics:
    It's the perfect time of year
    Somewhere far away from here
    I feel fine enough, I guess
    Considering everything's a mess.
    There's a restaurant down the street
    Where hungry people like to eat
    I could walk, but I'll just drive
    It's colder than it looks outside.

    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.

    It's the perfect time of day
    To throw all your cares away
    Put the sprinkler on the lawn
    And run through with my gym shorts on.
    Take a drink right from the hose
    And change into some drier clothes
    Climb the stairs up to my room
    Sleep away the afternoon.

    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.

    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Pinch Me
    Pinch Me
    Cos I'm still asleep.
    Please God
    Tell Me
    That I'm still asleep

    On an evening such as this
    It's hard to tell if I exist
    If I Packed a car and leave this town
    Who'll notice that I'm not around?
    I could hide out under there
    I just made you say 'underwear'
    I could leave but I'll just stay
    All my stuff's here anyway.
    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.

    Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Try to figure out what all this is for.
    Try to see the world beyond your front door.
    Try to figure out what all this is for. Subscribe to Nettwerk's YouTube channel:

  • Barenaked Ladies - Lovers in a Dangerous Time

    5:17

    Barenaked Ladies - Lovers in a Dangerous Time (SelfieCamJam)

    In today’s edition of #SelfieCamJam, BNL got “together” to perform Lovers in a Dangerous Time. Stay home, stay safe, and remember: #IsolateNotIsolated

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  • Barenaked Ladies - Call And Answer Official Music Video

    4:03

    Call And Answer by Barenaked Ladies from Stunt, available now.

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    Call And Answer Lyrics:
    I think it's getting to the point
    Where I can be myself again
    I think it's getting to the point
    Where we have almost made amends
    I think it's the getting to the point
    That is the hardest part.

    And if you call, I will answer
    And if you fall, I'll pick you up
    And if you court this disaster
    Ill point you home

    You think I only think about you
    When were both in the same room
    You think Im only here to witness
    The remains of love exhumed
    You think were here to play
    A game of who loves more than whom

    And if you call, I will answer
    And if you fall, I'll pick you up
    And if you court this disaster
    Ill point you home

    You think it's only fair to do what's
    Best for you and you alone
    You think it's only fair to do the same
    To me when you're not home
    I think it's time to make this something that is
    More than only fair

    So if you call, I will answer
    And if you fall, I'll pick you up
    And if you court this disaster
    Ill point you home.

    But Im warning you, don't ever do
    Those crazy, messed up things that you do
    If you ever do
    I promise you I'll be the first to crucity you
    Now it's time to prove that youve come back
    Here to rebuild. Subscribe to Nettwerk's YouTube channel:

  • If I Had $1,000,000

    4:27

    Provided to YouTube by Sire/Warner Records

    If I Had $1,000,000 · Barenaked Ladies

    Gordon

    ℗ 1992 Reprise Records

    Featured Vocalist: Barenaked Ladies
    Producer: Michael Phillip Wojewoda
    Writer: Ed Robertson
    Writer: Steven Page

    Auto-generated by YouTube.

  • Big Bang Theory

    2:01

    The BARENAKED LADIES have teamed with TV's #1—and newly minted Emmy® nominee for Outstanding Comedy Series—The Big Bang Theory (Thursdays 8/7c on CBS, premiering September 22) on a special music video for the band's full-length version of the hit series' theme song. The video was shot on The Big Bang Theory set and gives fans an exclusive insider's look at the hit sitcom, via never-before-seen behind-the-scenes footage of the show's table read, rehearsals and episode taping in front of a live studio audience. The band was joined in the video by the stars of the award-winning show: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg and Kunal Nayyar.
    The audio recording will also be featured on the band's upcoming greatest hits package, HITS FROM YESTERDAY & THE DAY BEFORE, as well as a deluxe two-disc version of the album titled STOP US IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. The latter will feature never-before-heard rarities as well as some of the band's best-known songs. Both albums are being released on September 13th.

  • Auld Lang Syne

    3:05

    Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group

    Auld Lang Syne · Barenaked Ladies

    Barenaked For The Holidays

    ℗ 2010 Raisin' Records

    Released on: 2014-11-24

    Composer Lyricist: Traditional
    Arranger, Work Arranger: Barenaked Ladies

    Auto-generated by YouTube.

  • Barenaked Ladies Reunion Performance | Juno Awards 2018

    7:54

    Barenaked Ladies reunite for a surprise performance of One Week and If I Had $1000000 at the 2018 Juno Awards.

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  • Barenaked Ladies - One Week

    3:48

    One Week is 11th in the #SelfieCamJam series. Today BNL are supporting the good work of the Canadian Cancer Society. Even now, while we all isolate the Canadian Cancer Society is helping 1 million Canadians who are living with Cancer. People with Cancer may have compromised immune systems which puts them at greater risk if they contract COVID-19. Donate to or visit cancer.ca to show your support. #IsolateNotIsolated ???? Edward Pond

  • Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment

    3:50

    © 2005 WMG
    The Old Apartment (Video)

  • Barenaked Ladies - One Week Bathroom Sessions

    3:20

    One Week by Barenaked Ladies from Stunt, available now.

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    One Week Lyrics:
    It's been one week since you looked at me
    Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
    Five days since you laughed at me saying
    Get that together come back and see me
    Three days since the living room
    I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
    Yesterday you'd forgiven me
    but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

    Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
    As I make you stop, think
    You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
    I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
    I like the sushi
    'cause it's never touched a frying pan
    Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
    Big like LeAnn Rimes
    Because I'm all about value
    Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
    You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
    Gonna make a break and take a fake
    I'd like a stinkin achin shake
    I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
    Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
    The vertigo is gonna grow
    Cause it's so dangerous,
    you'll have to sign a waiver

    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
    Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
    I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
    Can't understand what I mean?
    Well, you soon will
    I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
    I have a history of taking off my shirt

    It's been one week since you looked at me
    Threw your arms in the air
    and said You're crazy
    Five days since you tackled me
    I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
    It's been three days since the afternoon
    You realized it's not my fault
    not a moment too soon
    Yesterday you'd forgiven me
    And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

    Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
    Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
    We're dans la maison
    I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
    Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
    Like Sting I'm tantric
    Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

    Like Kurasawa I make mad films
    Okay, I don't make films
    But if I did they'd have a Samurai
    Gonna get a set a' better clubs
    Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
    Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
    Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
    'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
    That make me think the wrong thing

    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
    Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
    I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
    Can't understand what I mean?
    Well, you soon will
    I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
    I have a history of losing my shirt

    It's been one week since you looked at me
    Dropped your arms to your sides
    and said I'm sorry
    Five days since I laughed at you and said
    You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
    Three days since the living room
    We realized we're both to blame,
    but what could we do?
    Yesterday you just smiled at me
    Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

    It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
    It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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  • If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies BEST ONE

    4:27

    A MUST for any hardcore BNL fan. I made this for a project in school and it looked so good I decided to put it on here.

    I'd like to take this time to shamelessly promote another video of mine. I would like it to get as many views as this one! I'll warn you though, it's not as tame as this one....link below.

  • Barenaked Ladies: For Adam Schlesinger...

    2:19

    Gutted to hear that Adam Schlesinger is fighting for his life against COVID-19. Huge inspiration to me. #fountainsofwayne

  • Barenaked Ladies - Brian Wilson

    4:51

    © 2006 WMG
    Brian Wilson (Video)

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  • Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment

    3:58

    The Old Apartment is the 6th installment of the BNL #SelfieCamJam, and is supporting Food Banks Canada, who are reducing hunger across Canada with a network of over 500 food banks. Please consider donating at ???? Edward Pond #FrozenLakeJam

  • Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment Official Music Video

    4:01

    Old Apartment by Barenaked Ladies from Born On A Pirate Ship, available now.

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    Old Apartment Lyrics:
    Broke into the old apartment
    This is where we used to live
    Broken glass, broke and hungry
    Broken hearts and broken bones
    This is where we used to live
    Why did you paint the walls?
    Why did you clean the floor?
    Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?

    This is where we used to live

    Why did you keep the mousetrap?
    Why did you keep the dishrack?
    These things used to be mine
    I guess they still are, I want them back

    Broke into the old apartment
    Forty-two stairs from the street
    Crooked landing, crooked landlord
    Narrow laneway filled with crooks
    This is where we used to live

    Why did they pave the lawn?
    Why did they change the locks?
    Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk
    This is where we used to live

    How is the neighbor downstairs?
    How is her temper this year?
    I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun

    I know we don't live here anymore
    We bought an old house on the Danforth
    She loves me and her body keeps me warm
    I'm happy there
    But this is where we used to live

    Broke into the old apartment
    Tore the phone out of the wall
    Only memories, fading memories
    Blending into dull tableaux
    I want them back

    I want them back
    This is where we used to live
    I want them back
    This is where we used to live
    I want them back
    This is where we used to live
    I want them back Subscribe to Nettwerk's YouTube channel:

  • Barenaked Ladies - One Week

    3:20

    Performing One Week from the album Stunt.

  • Barenaked Ladies - Brian Wilson

    5:08

    Barenaked Ladies perform Brian Wilson at the Farm Aid concert in Bristow, Virginia on September 12, 1999.

    Farm Aid was started by Willie Nelson, Neil Young and John Mellencamp in 1985 to keep family farmers on the land and has worked since then to make sure everyone has access to good food from family farmers. Dave Matthews joined Farm Aid's board of directors in 2001.

    For more information about Farm Aid, visit:

    Farm Aid's performances are donated by the artists in order to raise funds and raise awareness for family farmers. They've raised their voices to help — what can you do?

  • Barenaked Ladies - What A Good Boy

    3:56

    © 2005 WMG
    What A Good Boy (Video)

  • Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me

    5:34

    Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me (SelfieCamJam)

    In today’s edition of #SelfieCamJam, BNL got “together” to perform Pinch Me. Stay home, stay safe, and remember: #IsolateNotIsolated

  • Falling For the First Time - Barenaked Ladies

    3:42

    The lyrics are in the description. I heard this song so many years ago on the Kids WB website. I've loved it ever since. It's a fun song. It's off of the album Maroon. Enjoy!

    I'm so cool too bad i'm a loser
    I'm so smart too bad i can't get anything figured out
    I'm so brave too bad i'm a baby
    I'm so fly that's probably why it
    Feels just like i'm falling for the first time

    I'm so green it's really amazing
    I'm so clean too bad i can't get all the dirt off of me
    I'm so sane it's driving me crazy
    It's so strange i can't believe it
    Feels just like i'm falling for the first time

    Anyone perfect must be lying anything easy has it's cost
    Anyone plain can be lovely anyone loved can be lost
    What if i lost my direction? what if i lost sense of time?
    What if i nursed this infection? maybe the worst is behind

    It feels just like i'm falling for the first time
    It feels just like i'm falling for the first time

    I'm so chill no wonder it's freezing
    I'm so still i just can't keep my fingers out of anything
    I'm so thrilled to finally be failing
    I'm so done turn me over 'cause it
    Feels just like i'm falling for the first time

    Anything plain can be lovely anything loved can be lost
    Maybe i lost my direction what if our love is the cost?
    Anyone perfect must be lying anything easy has it's cost
    Anyone plain can be lovely anyone loved can be lost
    What if i lost my direction? what if i lost sense of time?
    What if i nursed this infection? maybe the worst is behind

    Maybe the worst is behind
    Maybe the worst is behind

  • Barenaked Ladies - One Week

    6:03

    Barenaked Ladies perform One Week at the Farm Aid concert in Bristow, Virginia on September 12, 1999.

    Farm Aid was started by Willie Nelson, Neil Young and John Mellencamp in 1985 to keep family farmers on the land and has worked since then to make sure everyone has access to good food from family farmers. Dave Matthews joined Farm Aid's board of directors in 2001.

    For more information about Farm Aid, visit:

    Farm Aid's performances are donated by the artists in order to raise funds and raise awareness for family farmers. They've raised their voices to help — what can you do?

  • Barenaked Ladies - When I Fall

    4:24

    Rock Spectacle.

  • Barenaked Ladies - What a good boy

    3:48

    A little video with lyrics I made for one of my favorite songs Barenaked Ladies - What a good boy. Most of the pictures in the video are made by Erik Johansson, I love his work!

    p.s. I don't own the song or the pictures. I don't own anything

  • Barenaked Ladies - If I Had a Million Dollars

    5:40

    Barenaked Ladies perform If I Had a Million Dollars at the Farm Aid concert in Bristow, Virginia on September 17, 2000.

    Farm Aid was started by Willie Nelson, Neil Young and John Mellencamp in 1985 to keep family farmers on the land and has worked since then to make sure everyone has access to good food from family farmers. Dave Matthews joined Farm Aid's board of directors in 2001.

    For more information about Farm Aid, visit:

    Farm Aid's performances are donated by the artists in order to raise funds and raise awareness for family farmers. They've raised their voices to help — what can you do?

  • Barenaked Ladies - Falling For The First Time

    3:57

    Barenaked Ladies - Falling For The First Time (Video)

  • Barenakes Ladies - When I Fall Bathroom Sesssions

    4:08

    When I Fall by Barenaked Ladies from Rock Spectacle, available now.

    Download the song from iTunes:

    Links:
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    When I Fall Lyrics:
    I look straight in the window, try not to look below
    Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep
    But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower
    Nine-point-eight straight down I can't stop my knees

    [Chorus]
    I wish I could fly
    From this building
    From this wall
    And if I should try
    Would you catch me if I fall?

    My hands clench the squeegee, my secular rosary
    Hang on to your wallet, hang on to your rings
    Can't look below me, or something might throw me
    Curse at the windstorms that October brings

    I look in the boardroom; a modern pharaoh's tomb
    I'd gladly swap places, if they care to dive
    They're lined up at the window, peer down into limbo
    They're frightened of jumping, in case they survive

    I wish I could step from this scaffold
    Onto soft green pastures, shopping malls, or bed
    With my family and my pastor and my grandfather who's Dead

    Look straight in the mirror, watch it come clearer
    I look like a painter, behind all the grease
    But paintings creating, and I'm just erasing
    A crystal-clear canvas is my masterpiece

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  • Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1,000,000 2007

    6:06

    In 2007 Barenaked Ladies played an incredible show at the DTE Energy Music Theater in Clarkston, Michigan. Here they are performing their hit song If I Had $1,000,000. Want to see the whole show? Buy the DVD here:

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    Lyrics:
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
    If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

    If I had a 1,000,000
    I'd build a treefort in our yard
    If I had a 1,000,000
    You could help it wouldn't be that hard
    If I had a 1,000,000
    Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
    Wouldn't that be fabulous!

    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
    If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

    If I had a 1,000,000
    We wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I had a 1,000,000
    We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
    If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    i'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
    If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
    I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
    If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
    If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!

  • Barenaked Ladies - Lovers in a Dangerous Time •

    4:07

    Original Video...lets see how long it stays up this time...changed appearance slightly....CAR!
    Sorry it cuts off at the end.....

  • Michael Bublé, Barenaked Ladies & Sofia Reyes - Gotta Be Patient

    2:44

    This week, BNL teamed up with Michael Bublé and Sofia Reyes for “Gotta Be Patient”, which was part of the #StrongerTogether broadcast. This #SelfieCamJam is in support of Food Banks Canada. Their mission is to source essential food and operational support across the Canadian food bank network. Text COVID to 30333 to donate, or visit #IsolateNotIsolated ???? Edward Pond ???? Kenny Luong ???? STAY HOMAS

  • Barenaked Ladies - Jane

    4:07

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  • Barenaked Ladies - Falling For The First Time Official Music Video

    3:57

    Falling For The First Time by Barenaked Ladies from Maroon, available now.

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    Falling In Love For The First Time Lyrics:
    I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser
    I'm so smart, too bad I cant get anything figured out
    I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby
    I'm so fly, that's probably why it
    Feels just like I'm falling for the first time

    I'm so green, its really amazing
    I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me
    I'm so sane its driving me crazy
    It's so strange, I cant believe it
    Feels just like I'm falling for the first time

    Anyone perfect must be lying,
    anything easy has it's cost
    Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
    What if I lost my direction? What if I lost a sense of time?
    What if I nurse this infection? Maybe the worst is behind
    And it feels just like I'm falling for the first time

    I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing
    I'm so still, I just cant keep my fingers out of anything
    I'm so thrilled to finally be failing
    I'm so done, turn me over 'cause it
    Feels just like I'm falling for the first time

    Anything plain can be lovely
    Anything loved can be lost
    Maybe I lost my direction
    What if our love is the cost?
    Anyone perfect must be lying
    Anything easy has its cost
    Anyone plain can be lovely
    Anyone loved can be lost
    What if I lost my direction?
    What if I lost a sense of time?
    What if I nurse this infection?
    Maybe the worst is behind
    Maybe the worst is behind
    Maybe the worst is behind Subscribe to Nettwerk's YouTube channel:

  • Barenaked Ladies - I.S.S.

    6:15

    In honor of #NationalAstronautDay, friend Col. Chris Hadfield joins BNL to sing I.S.S. on the 12th edition of #SelfieCamJam. Today BNL are supporting Oxfam, who are working across 90 countries to bring people out of famine and poverty. Oxfam are delivering more soap, clean water, and other sanitation services to refugees and people living in higher-risk environments to slow the spread of COVID-19. You can support Oxfam at ???? Edward Pond #GivingTuesday #IsolateNotIsolated

  • Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1,000,000

    6:03

    The popular Canadian rock band Barenaked Ladies perform one of their many hit singles, If I Had $1,000,000 live in Michigan. If I Had $1,000,000 is a song from their 1992 album Gordon. Composed by founding members Steven Page and Ed Robertson, the song has been featured in a New York Lottery television and radio commercial, in an episode of the hit comedy series Scrubs, as well as the films The Trouble With Money, and My Boss' Daughter.

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    Lyrics:
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you furniture for your house
    (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
    If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

    If I Had $1000000
    I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
    If I Had $1000000
    You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
    If I Had $1000000
    Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
    ([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.
    Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us
    With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.
    They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
    Well can you blame them. Yeah)

    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
    If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

    If I Had $1000000
    We wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I Had $1000000
    We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
    If I Had $1000000
    We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
    (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
    And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
    That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
    If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
    I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
    If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

    If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
    If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
    I'd be rich.

  • Barenaked Ladies - Cover Song Medley

    5:48

    Barenaked Ladies perform a medley of cover songs to close their set at the Farm Aid concert in Bristow, Virginia on September 17, 2000.

    Farm Aid was started by Willie Nelson, Neil Young and John Mellencamp in 1985 to keep family farmers on the land and has worked since then to make sure everyone has access to good food from family farmers. Dave Matthews joined Farm Aid's board of directors in 2001.

    For more information about Farm Aid, visit:

    Farm Aid's performances are donated by the artists in order to raise funds and raise awareness for family farmers. They've raised their voices to help — what can you do?

  • Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment 2007 HD

    5:25

    In 2007 Barenaked Ladies played an incredible show at the DTE Energy Music Theater in Clarkston, Michigan. Here they are performing their hit song The Old Apartment. Want to see the whole show? Buy the DVD here:

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    Lyrics:
    Broke into the old apartment
    This is where we used to live
    Broken glass, broke and hungry
    Broken hearts and broken bones
    This is where we used to live

    Why did you paint the walls?
    Why did you clean the floor?
    Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?
    This is where we used to live

    Why did you keep the mousetrap?
    Why did you keep the dish rack?
    These things used to be mine
    I guess they still are, I want them back

    Broke into the old apartment
    Forty-two steps from the street
    Crooked landing, crooked landlord
    Narrow laneway filled with crooks
    This is where we used to live

    Why did they pave the lawn?
    Why did they change the locks?
    Why did I have to break in, I only came here to talk
    This is where we used to live

    How is the neighbour downstairs?
    How is her temper this year?
    I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun
    I know we don't live here anymore
    We bought an old house on the Danforth
    She loves me and her body keeps me warm
    I'm happy there
    But this is where we used to live

    Broke into the old apartment
    Tore the phone out of the wall
    Only memories, fading memories
    Blending into dull tableaux

    I want them back

  • One Week of COVID 19 - Barenaked Ladies parody - Lyrics by @daniAWESOME

    3:01

    Please stay away from people as much as you can. If your crappy job won't let you, consider going on strike. I mean, it's kinda the perfect time, and we're all seeing how much your work is needed.

    Thank you food workers, grocery workers, delivery drivers, and holy crap ALL medical workers/doctors/nurses/techs/etc on the front lines of this.


    It’s Been
    One week since we quarantined
    Said we’d all stay inside and eat our groceries
    Five days since you FaceTimed me Saying
    Be symptom free or don't come and see me

    Three days since the living room
    Became my office and my work moved to all-Zoom
    Yesterday you'd abandoned me But it'll
    still be two months till we’re out of quarantine

    Wash your hands in the kitchen sink
    Don't wanna be the link
    That gives Corona to your fellow man

    I stocked up on tuna fish it is a dish that lasts a
    year at a minimum if
    you can keep it in the can.

    Don't run your errands during peak times
    avoid the long lines
    I hope you tip delivery drivers
    Good thing we still have Netflix
    Gotta watch rabbit tits
    and hope Legosi doesn’t eat her

    Gotta be a flake and miss spring break
    Because Miami's an outbreak
    cough on a college kid whose conduct could be safer
    Gotta stop the shows
    Cause if they go
    Then the Pandemic's gonna grow
    Cause they are dangerous
    By order of the mayor

    I cannot help it if I got Corona from my dad
    Trying hard not to cough and I feel bad
    I am the kinda guy who dodges their own funeral
    Can't even go out to eat Or I'll get ill
    I called my senator for universal sick leave
    give us rent relief or off with their heads

    It's been One week since COVID 19
    Threw our plans in the air and killed our parties
    Five days since emergency
    We flatten the curve or become Italy

    Three days since we all cocooned
    We realized this thing is real and no one's immune
    Yesterday, someone coughed near me
    And it might be eighteen months till we’re out of quarantine

    -

    Over in China, when some got stricken
    they shut Wuhan down and the virus stopped tickin’
    Walking the dog with a mask on
    When everyone’s gone
    And if I see somebody I run

    Like Idris Elba I might be ill
    Kay I don't feel ill
    That's hypochondria all magnified
    At grocery stores I'm feeling panic
    At home I'm manic
    At doctor's offices I'm terrified

    Gonna shut down all the fitness clubs
    And shutter all the social hubs
    And tell deBlasio stay home and work your hamstrings
    Gotta make a joke but its too soon
    Cases balloon between the Boomers and zoomers
    Until we get the vaccines

    How can I stop watching news, but it makes me sad
    Need to know why are things getting so bad
    We help our fellow man, and friends, that is beautiful
    Drop off some food like a queen For good will
    We need the science and we need the people to believe
    We need the tests before more people get hurt

    It's Been One week since the distancing
    Dropped our lives to the side for our wellbeing
    Five days since the testing grew and yet
    Still not as much as all the other nations do

    Three days since the briefing room
    He said he's not the one to blame, and what can we do?
    Yesterday, you just texted me
    Cause it'll still be two weeks till we break quarantine

    It'll still be two months till we break quarantine

    It'll still be two years till we break quarantine

    Close the stadium, all sports are on deep freeze

    Feel free to wave from there, but don’t touch me

    Lyrics by @daniAWESOME with some changes by PepperCoyote

  • Barenaked Ladies - Snacktime

    5:49

    It’s about that time! Today, BNL are joined by some of their friends for #Snacktime in the latest #SelfieCamJam. Who’s your favorite celebrity and what’s your go-to snack? Please consider donating to the United Way Worldwide’s COVID-19 Community Response and Recovery Fund here: ???? Edward Pond

    Thank you to our friends Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys), Sarah McLachlan, Carmen Stewart, Jimmy Parker McClelland Doucet, Marnie McBean, Michael Colvin, Col. Chris Hadfield, Tom Green, Ziya Tong, Max Kermin (Arkells), Colin Hay, Tessa Bonhomme, Count von Count, Jim Cuddy, Luke & Melissa (Whitehorse), Alan Doyle & Henry Doyle, Perry Bellegarde, Rose Cousins, Todd MacCulloch, Danny Michel, Adam van Koeverden, Fernando Saunders, Erica Wiebe, Donovan Woods, Jeremy Taggart, Daveed & Nobu (CHOIR CHOIR CHOIR), Kevin Griffin (Better Than Ezra), KT Tunstall, Boothby Graffoe, Havana Hearn, Darius Rucker (Hootie and the Blowfish), Bruce Cockburn, and Andy Kim!

  • BARENAKED LADIES - SUNSHINE

    3:57

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  • Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me

    4:46

    The first single from the 2000 BNL album, Maroon.

    Lyrics:

    It's the perfect time of year
    Somewhere far away from here
    I feel fine enough, I guess
    Considering everything's a mess
    There's a restaurant down the street
    Where hungry people like to eat
    I could walk, but I'll just drive
    It's colder than it looks outside

    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door
    Take your time cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for

    It's the perfect time of day
    To throw all your cares away
    Put the sprinkler on the lawn
    And run through with my gym shorts on
    Take a drink right from the hose
    And change into some drier clothes
    Climb the stairs up to my room
    Sleep away the afternoon.

    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door
    Take your time cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for

    Pinch Me
    Pinch Me
    Cause I'm still asleep
    Please God
    Tell Me
    That I'm still asleep

    On an evening such as this
    It's hard to tell if I exist
    If I Packed a car and leave this town
    Who'll notice that I'm not around?
    I could hide out under there
    I just made you say 'underwear'
    I could leave but I'll just stay
    All my stuff's here anyway

    It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
    Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
    Try to see the world beyond your front door

    Take your time cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
    Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
    Try to figure out what all this is for
    Try to figure out what all this is for
    Try to see the world beyond your front door
    Try to figure out what all this is for

  • Barenaked Ladies - Jane - 10/17/1998 - Shoreline Amphitheatre

    5:23

    Barenaked Ladies - Jane
    Recorded Live: 10/17/1998 - Shoreline Amphitheatre - Mountain View, CA
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    Personnel:
    Steven Page-vocals, guitar
    Ed Robertson-vocals, guitar
    Tyler Stewart-drums
    Jim Creggan-bass
    Kevin Hearn-keyboards

    Summary:
    Most Barenaked Ladies shows feature an improvised rap song with singers Steven Page and Ed Robertson trading verses. This show was no exception, with an improvised song about the Bridge School drifting into a portion of Neil Young's Sugar Mountain. A Canada-heavy year at the benefit with Neil Young and Sarah McLachlan also performing. Sarah would use Barenaked Ladies as her backing band.

  • Howard Jones performing No One Is To Blame with the Bare Naked Ladies

    5:26





  • Barenaked Ladies - Gonna Walk

    3:30

    7th in the #SelfieCamJam series and live show fave… Gonna Walk! This week we’re highlighting the good work of Save The Children who are providing essential food and education to children in need around the world. You can support them at ???? Edward Pond #IsolateNotIsolated

  • Barenaked Ladies - Odds Are

    4:13

    In today’s edition of #SelfieCamJam, BNL got “together” to perform Odds Are. Stay home, stay safe, and remember: #IsolateNotIsolated

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